Intransit

Friday

I have spent 30 minutes typing a friggin blog page and clicked the wrong friggin button!!!!! Lesson well and truly learned.
Took car early, to local garage for service and MOT. I envy my car today.
Domestic re-arranging of dust particles, traces of vegetable, human and animal presence as well. Where and when do they arrive? Overnight? Wierd! Perhaps the Tick Fairy leaves them while my back's turned. As if I could turn my friggin back!!
I have been reliably informed that I own an elephant, or, an elephant owns me.
It shares the same time and space zones as I. Is it male or female? Yes!
Return of 'non-blue touch paper,' syndrome last night. Problem with people last night. All sorted within a couple of minutes, but! It is difficult to bounce back when I no longer have a decent back to bounce about with. This elephant owning stuff is going to take a bit of learning. It's been there for years, but someone had to point the bloody thing out to me. How do I control an elephant? You can't! It's wonderful to have the freedom to be able to talk inconsequentially to myself here. Yes it is!. We agree.
The harder I push it, the heavier it gets. Can I distract it with a straw surrogate? Is it occupying the other parts of my mind as well? I'll be told in due course. Does it have a name? The psychiatrists will have given it a name. I may call it 'Thief.' It's stealing me, but I'm stealing me back again. If you can't understand any of this, I say once again, you're lucky. If you can, you're not alone and you're not mad!

posted by john @ 1:16 pm